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Biyernes, Nobyembre 11, 2011

miss may lahi ka bang baril, kung meron man, pwede bang patira kahit isang putok lng!
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*miss! sawsawan ka ba? pwedeng pa dip? big grin




* Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?     droolingdrooling




*You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?     silly




*The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.    big grin




*Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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*miss troso ka ba? parang sarap mong sibakin
  




*Hi! Pahipo naman    big grin




* miss freezer ka ba??tinitigasan ako sau eh!
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* M - do you cook?
G - yes why?
M - Would you like to scramble my eggs? lolz

 





*Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.big grin




*boy: ice cream ka ba?
girl: why?
boy: kasi gusto kita dilaan.. droolingdrooling




* ms. para kang target

- gusto kitang tirahin

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*boi: miss manok kba??
gurl: bka kabastusan na nmn yan!
boi: limliman mo nmn itlog ko oh
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*Para kang halaman.... minsan tigang ka, kaya gusto kitang diligan...

Twisted EvilTwisted Evil





*MISS BULBUL KA BA?
-ANG GULO MO EH!!!!
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*miss nawawala virginity ko.. pede ko bang makuha sayo?

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*Miss, para kang ilong, pede b kitang
kalikutin?

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*B: Miss para kang palay na dinurado..

G: Really?

B: Yup, ang sarap mo cgurong bayohin...

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*Boy: Miss, sana nging pinto ka nlang.
Girl: Ha? Bakit nman?
Boy: Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan.







*Girl: hey ulan ka ba?
boy: baket?
Girl: you make me wet eh

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*Boy: Miss alam m pra kang sports car.

Sexy: ha? duh!

Boy: Kc ang sarap mong sakyan! 

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*Boy: Miss mesa ka ba?

Girl: Ha?

Boy: Gusto kasi kitang patungan eh.

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*Menyak: miss, baka (cow) kba?

Gurlaloo: bkt? muka ba akong baka?

Menyak: nde! sarap mo lng gatasan eh! 

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*Boy: Miss lampara ka ba?

GIRL: Huh?!!!!!

Boy: Pahimas naman

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*miss pde ba kita maging school..

para lagi kitang pasukan..

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*BOY: Miss Plywood ka ba?
GIRL: Bakit?! 
BOY: Pwede ka ba'ng lagariin?

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*G: para kang palay na malagkit..

B: really?

G: yup, ang sarap mo cgurong gilingan'.. wah

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*Mister: Miss para kang lolipop
Miss: baket nmn
Mister: Kasi ang sarap mo lap lapin 

Mr. GreenMr. Green





*Girl : May magnet ka ba?

Boy : Baket?

Girl : Tumataas skirt ko eh..

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*boy: alam mo, para kang ketchup.
girl: bakit? kasi mapula lips ko?
boy: hindi. kasi hinahanap ka lage ng hotdog ko.

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*Boy: pwede ko bang ipasok ang pagmamahal ko sa butas ng iyong pag-ibig?
Girl: katakot ka naman, salita pa lang nakabubuntis na..

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*Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo!
Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.

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*Para kang KFC ....Finger lickin good!!

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*Boy: Miss para kang bulalo
Girl: bakit?
Boy: ang sarap mong sipsipin at kainin

Twisted EvilTwisted Evil





*ms. wala ka bang load?...gusto mo lodan kita 9 months unlimited

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*Boy: Ms. are you a boxer?
Girl: Why
Boy: Maybe you can give me a couple of blows

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*excuse me girl ka ba?...sige nga patunayan mo nga


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*pag nakikita kita nagiging Psychic ako
lagi ko kasi nakikita hinaharap mo



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