Bumanat ka Pang-asar 5
Me: Update ka ng update ng profile mo, hindi yung yung pag ka lalake mo asikasuhin mo. Sarap kaya maging lalake.
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*pang-asar sa office at social gathering..
"Ano ba yung suot mo? parang nautusan lang ah."
![Mr. Green Mr. Green](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif)
![Mr. Green Mr. Green](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif)
pang-asar sa malalaki ang binti
* "binti mo parang pamalo ng dalag"
![rolling on the floor laughing my a$$
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* Kapag madaming tao/maingay sa hallway:
"Ba't nagkakagulo ang mga baka sa aking hacienda!"
![glee](http://pinoyexchange.com/forums/images/smilies/hihi.gif)
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* Meron akong tita morena, so galing siyang abroad, nakita siya nung kakilala niya.
Kakilala: Carla, ano ba yan, galing kang amerika, maitim ka pa din! Ikaw lang ang kakilala ko na hindi tinalaban ng simoy ng hangin dun ah!
Tita ko: Oo nga eh, parang ikaw lang noh, makapal ang balat!
![005 005](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/005.gif)
![005 005](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/005.gif)
* may kumakatok sa pinto
manong: tao po! tao po!
pinsan: sandali lang po, bubuksan ko na yung pinto.
tita: uy tao daw. tao ka ba?
![011 011](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/011.gif)
![011 011](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/011.gif)
* fren: uy nakita mo ba si kim?
me: bakit mukha ba akong lost and found?
![Twisted Evil Twisted Evil](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
![Twisted Evil Twisted Evil](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
* pag sakay sa jip
me: manong hindi pa po ba aalis..
manong driver: mamaya pa wala pang laman eh..
me: bakit manong anong tingin mo sakin Sabaw!!
![rolling on the floor laughing](http://pinoyexchange.com/forums/images/smilies/rotfl.gif)
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* Girl1: “Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?”
Girl2: “Eh ikaw, bakit ang sama mo tignan?
![great great](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/great.gif)
![great great](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/great.gif)
* "Pag nakikita kita, parang gusto ko mag-sorry sa mga mata ko"
![glee](http://pinoyexchange.com/forums/images/smilies/hihi.gif)
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* pang-asar sa mga pangit na supladita
"Diba pag pangit ka dapat nice ka?” "
![005 005](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/005.gif)
![005 005](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/005.gif)
* Boy: “Para akong lalagnatin.”
Girl: “Eh di parang uminom ka ng gamot. Malay mo, parang gagaling ka.”
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* nabasa ko lang sa fb, nag-break si friend 1 at bf nya, kaya nagddrama sya kay friend 2..
friend 1: grabe, ang sakit sakit! iniwan na nya ako
friend 2: baket san ba dapat kayo pupunta?
![005 005](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/005.gif)
![005 005](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/005.gif)
* Girl1: (criticizing the other girl) kawawa ka naman, ang cheap ng damit mo...
Girl2: kawawa naman yung damit mo, nagmumukang cheap dahil sayo...
![lol1 lol1](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/lol.gif)
![lol1 lol1](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/lol.gif)
* "kung ang gawain mo ay mang-asar, pwede kang kumita dyan.. baka yumaman ka pa.. kasi mukha mo pa lang nakakaasar na.."
![Twisted Evil Twisted Evil](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
![Twisted Evil Twisted Evil](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
* officemate ko pero different room and dept. pumunta sa room/dept namin
girl: ang init naman dito (pertaining sa air conditioning - nasa 23degree lang kasi)
gay officemate: kala mo lang mainit, malib0g ka lang talaga!
![011 011](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/011.gif)
![011 011](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/011.gif)
* Overheard from magjowang na nag-aaway :
"Ang landi mo, para kang carinderia! 24 hours na lahat pwedeng kumain!"
![glee](http://pinoyexchange.com/forums/images/smilies/hihi.gif)
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* I hate it when people get surprised when I explode when they absolutely tested my limits and annoyed me.
They say: "What's wrong, do you have a problem?"
And I say: "Yeah, you're the problem."
![Twisted Evil Twisted Evil](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
![Twisted Evil Twisted Evil](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
* "alam mo, SINGIT ka talaga..."
ang sinagot ba naman eh:
"baket, hindi naman ako maitim a..."
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* may friend akong mataba (as in mataba)
ang middle initial niya ay ngsisimula sa letter V
E nang-alaska kaming 2 nung blockmate ko...
frend: Ryan! anong yung V. ng middle initial mo? V-MEG?!
me: hinde! VAVOY!
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![LOL LOL](http://forum.bedista.com/Smileys/default/2funny.gif)
* my former collegaue/friend na sobrang lakas manghingi ng yosi everyday... mula first break, lunch,last break at pati before umuwi...
sa lung center ng RCBC..
friend: uy, pa-bum ng yosi...
me: (medyo pissed off na)... P5 isang stick... bawal na humingi ang hindi bumibili
friend: ay naku, mamamatay ka sa kadamutan mo..
me: mamamatay ka sa kakuriputan mo... wag ka magbisyo kung wala kang pang-sustento!!!
![diablo diablo](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/diablo.gif)
![diablo diablo](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/diablo.gif)
* pag naaasar si lalaki sa away ganito lagi hirit...at eto ang pang-asar ng babae
boy: wag kang mag-alala, hindi kita papatulan.
girl: halluer! gwapo ka ba?
![011 011](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/011.gif)
![011 011](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/011.gif)
* one of my former officemate na no bf since birth
her:
me: at least kahit mataba may bf eh ikaw payat ka nga may bf ka ba?
![Mr. Green Mr. Green](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif)
![Mr. Green Mr. Green](http://traderspizza.com/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif)
* Mister ko medyo nagseselos that time kasi paalis ako at aattend ako ng party ng isa kong colleagues.
Mister:Sa suot mong yan walang lalaking hihindi sa yo!
Me:Meron,kundi bakla eh impotent!!
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off](http://www.pinoyexchange.com/forums/images/smilies/rotflmao.gif)
* Young guy w/ green, red n blue hair 2 an oldman staring at him: "Watsamater oldie? Never done anything wild?"
OLDMAN: "Made love 2 a peacock once, wondrin f ur my son!"
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![rolling on the floor laughing](http://pinoyexchange.com/forums/images/smilies/rotfl.gif)
* boy yabang: Kilala mo ba kung sino ako?
Me: Bakit? May amnesia ka ba?
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